I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown
*talks to my friend on the phone with my feet in the air as I write in my diary*
One day you’re a soap opera star and the next your two best friends are an energetic 6’4” puppy and a crazy person that commissions skittles portraits of your face.
We all know exactly who this is.
If your ships are still not canon clap your hands
If your ships are still not canon clap your hands.
If you really wanna know
Why they queerbate on your show
If your ship is still not canon clap your hands.
oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man